“Epthtein didn’t kill himthelf.”
— Mike Tyson
(Okay, I’m not quite sure he said it; but if he did, it’s accurate. /New York Times)
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Tale Of Whoa!
This got me going, from SOTI:
We can only marvel at greatness.
And by the way, that was NOT written by my Son&Heir.
Guy Fawkes Day
Given the situation vis-a-vis the British Parliament’s dealings with Brexit:
…it’s small wonder that the Brits are looking to their heritage to deal with the issue.
Given the state of our U.S. Congress:
One can only wonder when we will start to entertain similar thoughts…
Monday Funnies
Ahhh, Monday:
But so what, it’s probably insured, right? So let’s get on with the fun…
And to get that thought out of our minds, here’s 70s-era actress Edwige Fenech:
Now get your ass off that couch and go to work.
This Is A Test
Here’s a simple one to test your eyesight, alertness and social awareness. Your task is quite simple: in each pic, identify which of the four girls is the most popular.
I know; it’s a tough one for a Sunday.
Here are the answers, from a woman’s perspective:
Pic #1, the second girl from the left, because you can see her eyes, and
Pic #2, the second from the right, because she has the prettiest shoes.
And a bonus question: without scrolling back up, in which picture could you see an alligator?
5 Worst Looks To Get From Your Girlfriend Or Wife
Ranked in order of hatefulness:
- when you fart during a blowjob
- when she asks, “Are you really going out dressed like that?” and you answer, “Yes.”
- when she asks you for something to read, and you hand her the latest issue of Guns & Ammo
- when she catches you in bed with her sister (bonus points for: her brother )
- when she learns that you pawned her engagement ring to buy that sweet new Ruger
Your suggestions in Comments.