Ranked in order of hatefulness:
- when you fart during a blowjob
- when she asks, “Are you really going out dressed like that?” and you answer, “Yes.”
- when she asks you for something to read, and you hand her the latest issue of Guns & Ammo
- when she catches you in bed with her sister (bonus points for: her brother )
- when she learns that you pawned her engagement ring to buy that sweet new Ruger
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farting during a BJ is just so wrong.
The subscription to Garden and Gun magazine was her idea. I highly recommend it, it’s a great coffee table magazine. The triggers certainly do.
When I said inflammatory things like “Good Morning”. I’m pretty sure she was irritated with me for living through the night.
I recently celebrated 25 years of Living Without Adult Supervision. (This is known as the “Ruger” Anniversary.)
When she asks if the dress makes her butt look big and you reply, “No, your butt makes that dress look small.”
“Settle down…”
Avoid my fate, my brethren!
> when you fart during a blowjob
She did the equivalent to me once.
Took me *several* months until I was willing to put my face down there again.
Flatulence is *nasty*. Getting it shot straight up your nose is painful.