Just To Make Sure

…that I have this right.  Below is the evil, awful 15-round magazine as made by Glock:

And then what seems to be acceptable to the gun-haters:

Did I get that right?

I’m pretty sure that it would only take me a couple seconds longer to fire off 16 rounds from two magazines than 15 rounds from one.

Is this really the hill they want to die on?  Two seconds’ difference?  (figuratively speaking, of course)

(Next thing, California is going to ban the carry of more than one magazine on one’s person — ugh, perhaps I should shut up and not give them ideas…)

And of course, those .45 John Moses Browning boolets are going to arrive on target with, shall we say, a tad more authority than that lil’ 9mm Europellet.

I’ll stick to my 1911 and Chip McCormick mags, thank you.

No Takers?

Yeah, color me surprised.  I mean, I love me my Dinos, as any fule kno — and this one purports to have only 37,000 or so miles on the clock — but sheesh, nearly half a million?

Stupid money.

Common Thread

Here are some headlines, all talking about the same thing.  See if you can guess what it is (no links):


Of course, there’s always someone who missed the memo:

Yeah, that makes sense:  cutting production of gas-powered cars to concentrate on EVs… when all signs point to growing consumer rejection of the latter. Nice one, Ford:

…when you should, in the words of some famous guy, just keep on truckin’.

Without the Lightning.

“Quick, Martha…”

“…hand me mah smellin’ salts!”  From KrautPres / Reichkanzler Olaf Scholz comes this little bombshell:

We must finally deport on a large scale those who have no right to stay in Germany.

I’ll believe it when I see it, but you have to admit, it’s a first from any post-Mutti Merkel politician.

And in the same article, from Swissland:

Switzerland moved rightwards in an election on Sunday, giving the right-wing Swiss People’s Party (SVP) more seats in parliament as concerns about rising immigration outweighed those about the environment, final results showed on Monday.

Wait… the Green Nude Eel is starting to lose favor with, of all people, the Swiss?  And “concerns about immigration”?  Anyone would think that Swiss cities like Zurich have seen a massive increase in violent crime, mostly committed by “immigrants” of the Afro-Arab persuasion.

Oh, wait… they have.

News Roundup

Excuse me for a minute… [Pavlovian response]

Now on with the news, starting with the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:


...yet another triumph of Biden’s immigration policy.


...not in Nashville.


...we need to see more of this, all over the world.

And onto the great Palestinian Fuckup Fallout:


...Hamas:  continuing Obama’s legacy to the gun industry.


...the Izzies must be losing their touch.


...when asked to point out Israel on a map, the senator said: “Aarghlpaptmpofftry”.

And on to Sex News:


...and nobody saw this one coming.  [eyecross]


...confirming once and for all that yes, Bill Clinton was definitely on Epstein’s Client List.


...I didn’t even know that women were in the fencing business. [sic]

In Pre-Election News:


...enough of that stuff, Donald:  you already have my vote.


...no no, you lesbo freak, you’ve got it all wrong, as usual.  Trump doesn’t want to execute you;  but I could think of several others who might be tempted.
#Fifth Amendment #BuyMoreAmmo

And Great Moments In Parenting:


...I dunno;  sounds quite reasonable.

Then there’s this:


...not ordering the execution of Simon Cowell for Crimes Against Music?

And now, in INSIGNIFICA:

...so much for that “working-class punk” thing.


...nah, just kidding.  Here’s Liz Hurley:

A much better way to end the news, yes?