You know, there are people in the news who really shouldn’t be, because they’ve made themselves pretty much irrelevant to the world by now. If they ever made a contribution to society, that’s now over and I can’t see them ever doing anything of worth or value ever again. They are the grains of beach sand in society’s bathing suit, the stones in society’s shoe, the ticks on society’s skin. As such, I don’t want to see or read about any of the following ever again:
- the Royal Ginger and Duchess Caringslut
- Gwyneth Paltrow
- Hillary Clinton (unless she’s doing the perp walk in prison orange)
- Bill Clinton (ditto)
- any of the Obamas
- George Clooney (unless he’s releasing a new Oceans movie)
- Lena Durham
- the entire Kardashian coven, and their assorted consorts
I will make an exception for impending imprisonment (see the Clintons above) or obituaries — maybe.
All these festering carbuncles have been in a media spotlight for too long (mostly undeservedly), and they need to disappear from it. Hooked stick, yank off stage, toss in a dumpster somewhere, fade to black, The End.
Feel free to add your personal social irritants to the list.