Here’s a brief video of a man speaking the absolute truth on the topic of slavery grievance:
I should point out that this appeared on one of the reprehensible Piers Morgan’s TV shows, but as said asshole doesn’t say anything during the clip, that’s not important. As for the actual comment:
First we see this (no links):
…and then we see this:
The first headline makes me want to sharpen my bayonet; the second makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl.
Afterthought: Possession of an AK-47 is illegal in Frankistan, so that gun control law is obviously working well.
Gun Jesus 1, Hollywood 0
They never stood a chance.
I note this development with something approaching gloom:
Amber Heard has finally paid Johnny Depp the $1million settlement she owed him after their bitter legal battle – as the Pirates of the Caribbean star vows to split it five ways among his favorite charities.
Depp and his ex-wife eventually settled their defamation claims against each other in December after five years of furious legal battles.
I know, ’tis a noble thing to do, giving away that demented tart’s money to worthy causes etc. etc. And I know that Depp has enough money so that he can afford to give a million spondulicks away.
But I also wish he’d spent just a little of that money on something completely frivolous — say, a flashy Ferrari with a custom plate reading “BYTE MEBTCH” — because there’s nothing like creating a constant reminder to all the other gold-digging whores (thank you, Bill Burr) who want to enrich themselves at their wealthy paramours’ expense.
Actually, it would be a public service.
I have no interest, of course, in ever watching the Barbie movie, despite the casting of the comely Margot Robbie in the title role.
Nevertheless, I still got a queasy feeling in my stomach when I stumbled across this horrifying scenario:
Amy Schumer was originally to play the title role of Barbie in the live-action Barbie movie but left the project in 2017, citing scheduling conflicts.
Yeah, nothing says “Barbie”
…like this foul yenta:
You may all be excused for a bathroom / vomit break at this point, and please accept my apologies for the latter pic — but it had to be done.
I just wanted to thank all those who have contributed to my “Keep Kim From Poverty” fund: the results from Week 1 have been wonderful, not to mention in some cases astonishing (and you know who you are).
I know this is a PITA, and believe me, I hate asking for help. But this blog is no longer the site it once was — back in those days, I actually had more discrete readers per day than the Daily Mail — and it pains me that the once-proud “BANG” [Buy (Kim) a New Gun] fund has been reduced to a HKKHLO [Help Kim Keep His Lights On] fund.
But there it is, and here we are. Please consider supporting this tired old back porch, if you haven’t already.