Just As Ordered

Reader Don L. suggests, correctly, that I would enjoy this little snippet:

Of all the things that you think could make you more attractive, what you have for breakfast wouldn’t necessarily be one of them.

But, new research has linked what you tuck into in the morning to how much you’re desired by others.

The small study published in Plos One, looked at the impact on facial attractiveness of eating refined carbohydrates (so-called “bad carbs”) for breakfast compared to eating unrefined carbohydrates (“good carbs”).

Researchers at the University of Montpellier found the amount of carbohydrates someone eats was statistically linked with their facial attractiveness as rated by heterosexual members of the opposite sex.

Well, yes.  I know I’m at my best after one of the above:

This would explain why women throw themselves at me every time I walk out of a Brit restaurant… [eyecross]

Compare and contrast the facial characteristics of some who’s just “enjoyed” a vegan breakfast of whatever it is that vegans eat:

Q.E.D.

4 comments

  1. it’s probably because the full breakfast is delicious and puts folks in a good mood.

    A vegan breakfast of greens and weeds probably puts the vegan into a horrid mood and it shows.

  2. I love breakfast foods, I’ve just never been enamored of eating breakfast. Breakfast for dinner is not uncommon at Casa Kotowski. The only thing missing from your pic is spuds. Love me some hashbrowns. If you make your own, I’ve found the best method of wringing the most water out of freshly grated taters: potato ricer. You’re welcome.

    Speaking of vegans, here’s an oldie but a goodie. Always puts a smile on my face. If I had to guess, I’d peg the narrator’s t-level at about a negative 700.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IY88JDjGz8

    1. I want to see assholes like them to try to protest a lion at its kill site. Seems to me, our eating animals is no different than a wild carnivore eating animals lower on the food chain, and humans kill animals much less painfully than what occurs in the wild. I’d like to lock those sanctimonious nuisances in a room where a movie of a lion clamping on the throat of a gazelle until it suffocates, or maybe wolves shredding a deer, loop 24/7. Maybe the *spit*activists*spit* would kill themselves and put them out of our misery.

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