And off we go into Truthsville:
...when you have to rely on Russians for the truth…
...excellent news. Of course, there are some holdouts:
...this all started when NJ instituted “pistol permit” fees; proof that you should never allow Gummint to create a new revenue source because once in, it never goes away and can always be used for their, and not your benefit.
And speaking of anti-gunners:
...you’d think that being married to Mrs. Heinz Ketchup would give Fuckface some security against being a paid agent of the Commies, but I’m guessing China’s sponsorship predates the nuptials.
...as Audi does a Jaguar.
...no doubt a result of the Great Cultural Assimilation Project, but either way:
In Political News:
...a) why do we even listen to anything this asshole says, and b) who is this Katie Britt person?
And speaking of people we should be ignoring:
...somebody explain to me why a “pre-60s world” would be so bad. Nobody? Thought so.
...probably the only truly funny thing this so-called comedienne has said in in the past forty years.
From the Great Anti-Woke Revolution:
...oh, the temerity of voters to oppose the Great And The Good. Also:
...LOL the Wannabe Men slap down the Wannabe Women.
From the Police Files:
...can anyone argue that whatever his sentence, it should include weekly ball-kickings? Nobody? Thought not. And ditto this asshole:
...said ball-kicking to occur while awaiting execution, of course. Oh wait… it’s Britishland. Two-day suspended sentence coming in 3… 2… 1...
And now we have some 
…no, it’s not an example of bad track-laying. The simple addition of the word “fallen” will clarify the matter.
Let’s end with some Hottie News:
...oh yeah, some hemi-centenary Roller Girl action.
And that’s the news roundup for today.
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Biden is not the mad, mentally disabled person. He’s just a mouthpiece for… Barack Obama. And behind Barack telling him what to do is the real mad, mentally disabled person… Michelle.
> somebody explain to me why a “pre-60s world” would be so bad. Nobody? Thought so.
Ibuprofen wasn’t invented until the 1960s. There’s about a million other medical advancements. Hell, the surgery that kept me from being paralyzed was first performed in 1959, and wasn’t really “good” for another decade or two.
Cars may have LOOKED a lot better in the 1950s, but you had to have the oil changed every 3000 miles, carburetors had to be adjusted every time you went up or down a little hill, tires only lasted 5 or 10 thousand miles, condoms were thick as hell, and the Pill and IUD were still a ways off.
Yeah, but apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
RE: Kerry and the Ex-Mrs. Heinz – she had a massive pre-nup he had to agree to to get wed – no access to the Heinz fortune, her kids (prior marriage) get it all when she passes, and several other pre-conditions. It was hinted to in the Pennsylvania papers before they got wed, but got released soon after, when he wanted to amend it- said it was too limiting.
No wonder – he simp’d hard to be JFK jr., and be perceived as him, but failed miserably.
He does get the prestige he so longingly desired being married, but it all passes if she passes. He gets (sometimes) seen with her, use her toys and property, but his grubby golddigger fingers don’t get to touch the pie…
Important stuff first. Did Miss Graham earn her character’s nickname when she was cast as Felicity Shagwell?
I believe a credit card measures only 3-1/4″ long proving that women can be completely satisfied with something under 4″
Romney is still alive? his political career surely isn’t.
speaking of kicking an asshole in the scrotum until they succumb, FUck Kerry the Gigolo and his climate hysteria.
England developed a fine legal system until the 20th century and now justice is absolutely foreign to the system.
“speaking of kicking an asshole in the scrotum until they succumb…”
I think we should kick his scrotum into his asshole until he succumbs – from pain, blockage or both.
Thanks for the heads up on Fat Shack. I’d never heard of them, but it sounds delicious and there’s one nearby. I think I’ll give them a try.
I’m with JW, but I also think a nasty piece of traitorous work like John Kerry has done something really evil and disgusting and the Chinese have solid evidence.
Was he a kiddy diddler? Did he have a nice time on Epstein’s island? Do the Chinese have photos?
Was he an active spy in the Vietnam years with the Chinese, Russians or North Viets having good solid written evidence, or even better, proof of payments? This one is my bet.
Who is Katie Britt…..
She’s the Senator from AL that gave the GOP response to the SOTU.
Katie Britt’s breathy, emotionally italicized voice reminded me of those pleading TV commercials for donations to the ASPCA and the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews that run on cable TV.
“dad doped up 3 12yo girls”
May not be what it seems. Left home alone with >3!!!< near-pubescent girls?
Hell, yes – dope 'em up and go watch TV with a beer in peace.
“…when you have to rely on Russians for the truth…”
A lot of Europeans are starting to root for the Russians in the hope they can free us from the EU oppression.
It’s getting THAT bad in Europe that Russian occupation seems to be preferable to what we have now.
the only difference between the EU and Soviet oppression is that the EU doesn’t have widespread gulags like the Soviets did