I’m tellin’ ya…Donald’s schlong needed two hands to hold…it’s like a baguette…
Would more people be dumb enough to vote for me if if my tits were bigger?
Nikki, they’re not that big. (Ref to post above.)
“They used to be way out here before Trump rode them like rented mules and on top of all that he gave me a Dirty Sanchez…the very nerve.”
” for the love of God, Montresor!”
.
You follow the Sophia Vergara pictures with this. That’s why you’re the Master!
So right, Murphy, so right!
If I had ‘em out to here, I’d have kicked Donald Trump’s ass!
“…and those were just Donald’s balls. You should have seen his dick!”
But wat am I going to do for a job?!!
I’m tellin’ ya… If I’d had boobs this big….. they still wouldn’t of voted for me….
Burn her, she’s a witch.
I thought I had a witty retort.
Then I read the comments.
I’m not worthy!
Sidebar: Note the body language.
Palms up is the pleading gesture of the subordinate. Palms down is the commanding gesture of the superior.
“… and, then, he placed them right in my hands, and then, and then, he had the nerve to call me ‘Fresh!’!…”!
If I had tits out to here, I couldn’t see my own feet but then you would never look me in the eye and see that I’m a liar. Alas, I can see my feet and you can see my eyes.
I’m tellin’ ya…Donald’s schlong needed two hands to hold…it’s like a baguette…
Would more people be dumb enough to vote for me if if my tits were bigger?
Nikki, they’re not that big. (Ref to post above.)
“They used to be way out here before Trump rode them like rented mules and on top of all that he gave me a Dirty Sanchez…the very nerve.”
” for the love of God, Montresor!”
.
You follow the Sophia Vergara pictures with this. That’s why you’re the Master!
So right, Murphy, so right!
If I had ‘em out to here, I’d have kicked Donald Trump’s ass!
“…and those were just Donald’s balls. You should have seen his dick!”
But wat am I going to do for a job?!!
I’m tellin’ ya… If I’d had boobs this big….. they still wouldn’t of voted for me….
Burn her, she’s a witch.
I thought I had a witty retort.
Then I read the comments.
I’m not worthy!
Sidebar: Note the body language.
Palms up is the pleading gesture of the subordinate. Palms down is the commanding gesture of the superior.
“… and, then, he placed them right in my hands, and then, and then, he had the nerve to call me ‘Fresh!’!…”!
If I had tits out to here, I couldn’t see my own feet but then you would never look me in the eye and see that I’m a liar. Alas, I can see my feet and you can see my eyes.