News Roundup

So let’s look at some dirty news.


...keywords:  Washington D.C.


...and of course the teacher “escaped prison”, because female.


...so the little Jock lesbian got at least one thing right… in ten years.


...while millions of starving African villagers could only wish for such a feast.
#TheyStartedTheWar


...so basically, she’s admitting that we’ve already lost our democracy?


...I dunno;  after centuries of neutrality, they have to be out of practice at this “war” thing.


...no, I didn’t get that backwards.  Relax, Jake;  it’s Seattle.


...and no, that’s not a typo.  He failed his examinations, because apparently you’re only allowed to rape elderly patients when not wearing uniform.


...keyword:  Canada.  (Although it’s probably even worse for U.S. college students.)


...because he hasn’t even started menstruating yet.

And as for INSIGNIFICA:

   


...I know, I know:

Well, at least she’s honest.  Unlike all the politicians in the news.

6 comments

  1. I think Ms. Vergara is selling herself short. She also has a world class rump.

    No, seriously; yes the teats are nice, but her ‘I don’t take myself frightfully seriously’ attitude is rarer, and shows in her expressions.

  2. Kim, your comment about the Gazans eating animal feed reminded me (and made me laugh) of the Four Yorkshireman sketch, performed by John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Marty Feldman:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHFZBUTA4k

    So what does Sophia Vergara do, other than pose showing off her “giant boobs”?

    1. She’s an actress. Not a bad one, either, from what little I’ve seen of her. She was (is?) Ed O’Neill’s second wife in ‘Modern Family’. Not real into sitcoms as a rule, but like Ed from interviews so I took a look and she was doing a craftsman like job. AND as I noted above, she seems to have a sense of humor about herself, which always helps.

  3. Sweden hasn’t been neutral for centuries.
    Switzerland has.
    In fact, while minor players, the Swedes appear to have been quite active even this past century.

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