News Roundup

Ahhh those good old days when women had Bettah Pharmaceuticals to stop them going batshit crazy… and speaking of batshit crazy:


...under the reign of World-Emperor Kim, there would be a similar fish tank at the Pentagon, with a long line of generals waiting their turn — starting with that traitor Mark Milley.

Moving on to the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:


...you don’t say, Hank ol’ buddyHere’s one country that hasn’t:


...”you know how many Islamic terrorist attacks there have been in Poland?  NONE.”  [/quote of the day]

From the Chronicles of Nationalisation:


And yet we see they haven’t learned their lesson yet:


...wait:  didn’t they privatize the thing in the Seventies because the State had fucked it up almost beyond redemption? 


...another example of having privatized a service after nationalizing it had failed.  Maybe the answer really is:  [whispers] light rail transport systems don’t work in modern-day society.

Speaking of modern-day society:


...cut “her” dick and balls off, says I.

In Everybody Panic! News:


...yawn.  This nearly made INSIGNIFICA. As did this:


...crabs? Hornets?  What’s next?  Oh yeah, it’s Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...”when”?  How about “if ever”?

Speaking of “Places I’d Like To See Go Underwater”:


...and Hollywood actresses go on strike over “unfair competition”.

And in other Sporting News:

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...and then the real gagging began.

Now it’s the real, honest, link-free INSIGNIFICA:

 

    …

Finally, in Celebrity News:


...she’s no stranger to these pages, but here’s a brief refresher:

 

And on that high note, we end the roundup.

11 comments

  1. no mention of Lake City suspending sales of ammunition to the civilian market for the third time since Pedo Joe took office?

    No mention of Hornady’s explosion last week? Or Georgia Arms’ fire?

    5.56 Poodle Shooter will be in short supply. 7.62×51 might be affected as well.

    JQ

      1. How many times do we have to debunk the “melting Arctic ice” BS?
        So it all melts, it won’t raise the oceans one silly mm.
        Hint: Fill a glass with ice to within a 1/2″ of the brim, top off with water to within 1/4″ of brim, let stand until all the ice melts. Tell me how much poured over the brim while melting.

  2. About all those trains blocked with passengers trapped:
    I’m sure that some of those Religon-of-Peace-ers wouldn’t like to march through that with an AK and a sack full of magazines.

    “[whispers] light rail transport systems don’t work in modern-day society.”

    Don’t you blaspheme! Don’t you blaspheme in HERE!” /Aretha Franklin in “Blues Brothers” voice.

    1. Also those trains at Euston are not in any way light rail. This was supposedly a switch motor (or perhaps motor control) failure that caused the cock-up, and that can happen to any railroad. Still sucks when it happens, though.

  3. > light rail transport systems don’t work in modern-day society.

    Light rail systems work perfectly fine..40 to 60 years after they are built, after enough businesses grow up around the stations (assuming they are allowed to) and housing is built in proximity to other stations. That is also assuming that the morons bureaucrats (but I repeat myself) don’t decide that to support the system they should charge as much for parking at the station as it would cost “down town” (that’s what the f*ktargs who run the RTD here in the Denver Area have done). Oh, and assuming that the “city fathers” do things to attract and keep employers in the city centers, and not drive them out to the suburbs.

    Oh, and you need a dense city. Well maybe not “need”, but it really helps.

    And yeah, that’s a lot of caveats.

    I (like you) lived in Chicago for almost a decade without a car. But the El was over 100 years old when I moved there, and embedded in the city’s culture.

    Same with the Subway in NYC, or the Tube in London, BART and MUNI in the San Francisco bay area.

    San Diego, LA, Dallas, Houston? No. Not going to work, not ever.

    1. “San Diego, LA, Dallas, Houston? No. Not going to work, not ever.”

      But don’t think Memphis and Little Rock won’t try it, “because all those other cities did it wrong.”

      1. The three biggest wrongs in Los Angeles, which keep the various rainbow lines from being effective is that the Green Line does not go into LAX. you have to transfer from the Green Line to a bus to enter the airport, or vise versa to go down town, and the Expo Line that parallels the busiest Freeway in the county has all grade crossings from Inglewood to where it terminates in Santa Monica. I forget how many times more accidents occur at grade crossings than at overpasses or underpasses.
        The third wrong was that the first line was not built to parallel the most-used freeways.
        Politicians want to play with trains just as much as real men, except they think that because they are politicians, they should play with the full scale models.
        These are all pretty bad, but building the Expo Line on-grade should be a capital offense.

  4. Poland’s incoming socialist WEF government is going to “correct” that “lack of ‘refugees'”.

    1. Of course. Why should people with foresight avoid the troubles like everybody else.
      I believe Robert Heinlein called doing what didn’t work for everyone else “Bad Luck.”

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