…and further more, if you continue to gawk at me through my open bedroom window at night as I massage the muffin I will bury my OTHER foot in your bloated, pimply ass too.
“…and then he said, ‘but I just want to nibble your toes,’ but once he got started he…”
.
Sometimes it is painful to be a kick ass boss when you have a hard ass subordinate, but someone’s gotta do the job.
“Dear Diary,
Well, my much-anticipated vacation took a turn for the worse after I was tackled by a chaise lounge!”
.
*****
.
“Dear Diary,
Well, next time, I suppose I should listen to those rumors of ‘extra-strength’ ‘vacation beverages’… live and learn!”
It turns out my leg is broken, now bring me a beer.
I can only come up with a lame one this week
…and further more, if you continue to gawk at me through my open bedroom window at night as I massage the muffin I will bury my OTHER foot in your bloated, pimply ass too.
“…and then he said, ‘but I just want to nibble your toes,’ but once he got started he…”
.
Sometimes it is painful to be a kick ass boss when you have a hard ass subordinate, but someone’s gotta do the job.
“Dear Diary,
Well, my much-anticipated vacation took a turn for the worse after I was tackled by a chaise lounge!”
.
*****
.
“Dear Diary,
Well, next time, I suppose I should listen to those rumors of ‘extra-strength’ ‘vacation beverages’… live and learn!”
It turns out my leg is broken, now bring me a beer.