News Roundup

And in other Medical News:


...uhhhhh no.


...thus taking away the effectiveness of the “Eat shit and die” epithet.

In the latest Woke News:


...from your mouth to God’s ear, honey.


just accept the fact that you’ve fucked your brand, hard, in the ass — just like your precious spokesthing does.  And speaking of this little asshole:


...you started it, darlin’.


ummm is there any historical basis for the term “Minutewoman”?  Asking for a friend.

And speaking of hoplophobes:


...between P.J. and Beto, it sure seems like the wrong O’Rourke died.


...works for me.  Now let’s start killing a few, pour encourager les autres.  And speaking of pedophile organizations:


...which I’ll believe when His Assholiness points to where the term “couch potatoes” appears in the Gospel.


...looks like they want to start something they may not be able to stop.  Just sayin’.


...considering that Argentina’s total import business is lower than Alabama’s, this is ummm not significant.

And speaking of INSIGNIFICA:

  …


...I know, I’d never heard of Kayla Simmons either.  Does she even exist?  Let’s go to the gallery:

And that’s all the news that sticks out this week.

15 comments

  1. The Arcturus variant is highly contagious. It is also about as potent as the common cold. Nothing to sweat over unless you’re a politician looking for ways to grind the people down.

    1. And they _know_ masks won’t stop its spread. Any politician who calls for masking at this point is a science denier seeking extra power.

  2. Kudos to DeSantis on his effort to keep goblins behind bars.

    Unfortunately for his child rapist death penalty law it isn’t going to work.

    Louisiana used to have the death penalty for brutal rape of a child under age 12. It was overturned by SCOTUS in 2008, which held that held the Eighth Amendment’s Cruel and Unusual Punishments Clause prohibits imposing the death penalty for a crime where the victim did not die.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_v._Louisiana#:~:text=Louisiana%2C%20554%20U.S.%20407%20(2008,the%20victim%20did%20not%20die.

    1. Child Rapists are notorious for resisting arrest, and the ultimate penalty applies.

  3. a volleyball player with real boobs? Yes please!!

    The pill made with poop has been around for a while I believe. It is given to people to suffer for c. difficile, a very bad intestinal infection. The pill containing poop also contains healthy flora and fauna that we need in the gut. The idea of this transplant is that the good flora and fauna will return to the ill person’s gut and stop the problem.

    The folks at Budweiser and InBev are learning the hard way that the dildo of bad decisions often comes without lubrication. Get it good and hard folks.

    The problem with the Argies accepting the Yuan is that this idea will spread. The ChiComs play the long game while the US doesn’t even play the short game with the racist Democrat death cult in power. They hire a drag queen as a spokes-creature for the Navy while the ChiComs build artificial islands in the South China Sea and expand their navy. I think that dystopian flick on Netflix “Man in the High Tower” or something like that about Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany splitting up the US might actually occur however it will be the ChiComs.

    These people demanding that team mascots be changed should be visited by the tooth fairy.

    JQ

  4. I believe a rope would be a cheaper solution to lethal injection or frying for the pedos.

  5. I agree with JQ. Don’t underestimate the importance of any shift away from the American dollar. Especially given your post today on the American economy.

  6. According to the watchdog group OpenTheBooks (as reported in the New York Post) since 2020 the IRS has purchased ammunition ($2.3 million,) ballistic shields ($1.2 million,) Smith & Wesson rifles ($474,000,) Beretta 1301 tactical shotguns ($463,000,) and body armor ($243,000.) Add to their purchases things like tactical lighting, holsters, gear bags, ballistic helmets, improved optic sights, and an undefined $1.3 million for “various gear for criminal investigation agents.” This latest shopping spree comes on the heels of the 5 million rounds of ammo, 15 submachine guns, 539 semi-automatic rifles, and 621 semi-auto and pump action shotguns they purchased before 2020.

    OpenTheBooks goes on to report that since 2006, IRS has spent $35.2 million on guns, ammo, and militarized equipment. And now they are looking to hire more agents in all 50 states willing to “carry a firearm; must be prepared to protect him/herself or others from physical attacks at any time and without warning use firearms in life-threatening situations; must be willing to use force up to and including the use of deadly force.”

    It is news like this that tightens my jaw and causes me to consider that the most dangerous enemy the American people face does not come from outside our borders.

  7. “… is there any historical basis for the term “Minutewoman”? ”

    YAIIT Molly Pitcher.
    .

    1. Good call. My take was that a Minutewoman is someone so smoking hot she could get me to fulfillment in a minute. For that she wouldn’t need a gun, maybe just a bottle of hand lotion. I can’t wait to see the replacement statue.

      As for Kayla Simmons, it looks like she’s had a couple of volleyballs implanted. Now that’s devotion to your sport!

  8. Yes the wrong O’Rourke died.

    My daughter played volleyball, and we went to some big tournaments. I remember looking at all the cuties and thinking, I chose the wrong sports to play bitd. High School wrestling groupies were hambeests all.

  9. “Most Pleasant Preparation of Opium”. Sounds like it’s from a Monty Python sketch. I like it.

    Dylan Mulvaney claims public criticism of transgender activism is dehumanizing?!??? And what transgender people and drag queens do to themselves isn’t dehumanizing? Oh, wit. I forgot – they’re nuts.

    What volleyballs does Kayla Simmons play with? [Someone had to say it.] Tell me she plays beach volleyball in one of those tiny outfits.

  10. Holy Guacamole! Paige Spiranac has some serious competition. I would not have thought that possible!

  11. > “Assholiness”

    54 years I’ve swing around the sun, as immature today as i was at 14, a connoisseur of jokes involving the two humor groups, the dick and the fart, and yet have somehow neither heard or created the term Assholiness, despite 12 years of religious school.
    Kim wins the “just made someone guffaw while pooping in a stall at Walmart, possibly scaring a child at the urinal” award.

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