Caption Competition #279 May 5, 2023 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
The bride covers up the Confederate battle flag with the final edition of the Confederate battle flag. Due to his advanced age, Colonel Sander’s sperm use an astrolabe to find the egg on their wedding night.
1. ‘X’ marks the g-spot. 2. “The South will rise again!” 3. In a bombshell expose, the last ingredient in Col. Sanders 16 secret herbs and spices has been revealed.
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Is that an Olympus OM-1 SLR!
The Colonel’s favorite meal is tuna loaf.
Colonel Sanders discovers another finger licking good meal on his wedding night.
The bride covers up the Confederate battle flag with the final edition of the Confederate battle flag.
Due to his advanced age, Colonel Sander’s sperm use an astrolabe to find the egg on their wedding night.
“Overall shorts” or “short overalls” look gay no matter who wears ’em.
they’re fine on toddlers. after the age of six they belong in the rubbish bin
JQ
Stars ‘n’ Bars,
gams and gartery….
If she wiggles again
I’ll pop an artery.
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If that’s the Colonel… that must be Elvis in drag.
Rough guess: not Biden voters.
Only in the South: when the father of the bride takes over after the groom passes out.
I now pronounce you Brother and Wife!
I was thinking the old geezer looked a lot like Billy Connolly.
1. ‘X’ marks the g-spot.
2. “The South will rise again!”
3. In a bombshell expose, the last ingredient in Col. Sanders 16 secret herbs and spices has been revealed.
Now we know why Col. Sanders had that Mona Lisa smile in all his pics.
My South has risen again.
It’s a Southern thang.
Well, it beats anything one could put up for “Cinco de Drinko”