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…for the people who really would like to eat it, but can’t. (see below)
From the Guess The Religion Dept.:
...or, as reported in the Times: “Palestinian teenager has mental health breakdown”.
...”supposed to have been deported”… uh huh.
...see above. And of course:
...wonder why? (Clue: not Spam lovers)
...by Christian White supremacists, according to the FBI.
...lemme take a wild guess: it sucks, big time and all the time.
And in “ordinary” news:
...I applied for the job, but apparently my answer to one question (land mines, machine guns nests and a thousand Nile crocodiles in the Rio Grande) led to my disqualification.
...keyword: Russia.
...not a sex fiend like Josef Fritzl, just some Doomsday nutcase.
From the Dept. of Modern Education:
...”raped” in the legal sense only. Most 16-year-old guys would line up to bonk Teacher to get good grades — girls too, nowadays (sigh).
...said steam coming from sex-sweat on the tombstones? I mean, it gets cold in Nebraska, Bubba.
And in SHOWBIZ News:
...lemme guess: the play sucks, and only Woke Blacks can be counted on to provide the necessary blowjob reviews?
From the Dept. of Climate Irony:
...I lost track of the Great Crested Newts after their hit in the late 1980s.
...wow; you know your business is in trouble when not even the Brits want to buy Goop products like:
… and … 
...like anyone would want to catch a niff of Gwynnie’s ever-dripping pudenda.
And in other INSIGNIFICA:
And here’s a granny who does wear a bra:
Welcome back, Nigella me old darling… it’s been way too long.
“ ‘Drunk’ woman mauled by lion after climbing fence at zoo into
big cat’s enclosure‘“
Phil Jupitus has a hilarious (and longish) stand up routine based around a similar incident at London Zoo. It’s on his ‘Quadrophobia’ disc if you’re interested.
One highlight; his comment that the lion enclosure had recently been ‘upgraded’ from traditional vertical only bars to vertical AND horizontal, for “ease of nutterage”
I take it the restraining order has been lifted?
> Most 16-year-old guys would line up to bonk Teacher to get good grades —
> girls too, nowadays (sigh).
Girls, at least a small number of them, have always done that if they could.
Boys usually wouldn’t even need the incentive of good grades.
when will we learn that the muzzies are a plague on the world and take appropriate measures? Pope Urban II was right.
JQ
Ya’ makes a hard point ta argue with lad.
Nile crocodiles? Try hippos next time.