Open Upset

Last Sunday, weasel-faced Oz golfer Cameron “Cam” Smith won the coveted award for “Worst Hairstyle Ever To Win A Major Golf Tournament” by a country mile:

His nearest competitor for the title, Miguel Angel Jimenez…

…did not make the cut.

Perennial challenger for the Worst Hairstyle award, Phil “Greedy” Mickelson…

…was not allowed to play because reasons.


  1. I said the same thing to my wife watching the last few holes.
    Add to that a poor, scraggly attempt at facial hair and the now de rigeur skinny pants, and ya gotta miss the well-dressed pros of yesteryear.
    He can sure play though.

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