I knew I should have waited a bit before posting my Best In 2021. Still, better late than never.
Best Obituary: Battleswarm
“Leaving a trail of slime behind him –”
Start over.
“A repugnant, repulsive reptile –”
Try again.
“What can be said about him that hasn’t already been said about bubonic plague?”
Strike that.
Man, I’m really having trouble staying on the high road for this Harry Reid obit.
I went back and added it to the Awards post. Oceania has always… etc. [/1984]
I can’t wait for the obits of chuck schemer, nasty pelosi, ….
It’s bad when the first time a man makes a positive contribution to the world is when he dies.