… that happen when you’re getting old and confused, and make a shopping list to help you remember why you’re out driving your car.
- You read “Scope” on the list, and end up buying both the mouthwash AND that cute little 4x Leupold that’s on sale at Bass Pro.
- There’s an item called “Gum” on the list. Because you left your reading glasses at home and refuse to ask for help, you buy both Doublemint AND a .22 rifle at Academy, just to be on the safe side.
- You see “Screwdriver” on the list, so you stop off at Lowe’s AND get arrested for DUI on the way home.
Don’t even ask me what happens when you read “Coke”…
This getting old thing ain’t for the faint of heart, lemme tell ya.