Ranked in ascending order of frightfulness:
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- “Did anyone see where that wounded buffalo went?”
- “Funny; I could have sworn that there were six lionesses in that pride, not five.”
- “Sorry, man; I forgot the snakebite serum back at camp.”
- “What do you mean, you left all the booze back at the airport?”
Your suggestions in Comments, as always.
I really wanted to make a reference to “The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber”, but came up blank.
“Oh my God! You killed Cecil! You bastards!”
– And here you thought you brought enough gun..
– You know we don’t much care for dentists in these here parts..
– Guess you’ve never been fu*ked by a lion…….. yet.
– Got your run’n shoes on, gonna give you three steps..
– Fee, Fo, Fi, Fum, I smell me a tasty white guy,
smells kinda like hot dog water…
What do you mean, your wife has decided to let you bring her along as long as we stop by a shopping mall every day.
Your teen-aged daughter wants to know how many bikinis to bring with her?
Your teen-aged son wants to know the wi-fi password?
-“Sorry sir, but your ammo was seized before the flight as dangerous goods.”
-“Don’t think I’ve ever heard of that caliber before, but I’ll take a look…. sorry mate, we don’t have it.”
-“The medevac pilots have all gone home for the day.”*
*I’ve actually heard this one
An old cool head – “By Jove, Cecil, you look just like your picture!”