All the shit that doesn’t deserve its own post.
1) Leader of attack on U.S. Embassy in Baghdad was a guest at the Obama White House — wouldn’t surprise me if his “welcome basket” included a bj from the First Lady, either.
2) Trump orders our Dealers of Death to blow up various terrorist assholes — please Sir, can we have some more?
3) Iran Threatens “Escalation” — go ahead. Here’s what happened to another country (Japan) which escalated on us. We even have a term for it: “massive retaliation”.
4) Fidel Raul Julian Castro quits the presidential race — who? And speaking of hopeless losers:
5) Democrat presidential hopeful Joe Biden launched into the New Year by urging voters to make 2020 the year for gun control — go on, Joe; write off well over 50 million gun owners (who all vote) before the primaries… yup, that’s going to work well for you.
6) Veganuary makes its appearance — as if Dry January last year wasn’t enough to make us want to throw those scolds off high buildings, now the nut-eaters are joining in. Time for some serious counter-measures:
As my old buddy Paterson used to say: “A meal without wine is… breakfast.” One could say the same about steak, except that Steak & Eggs is one of my favorite breakfasts. Anyway, to continue:
7) Virginians are buying guns and ammo in record numbers, and paying with cash — but yet they’re going to vote for some another Democrat and his gun control agenda in November, we’re told.
8) The Internet strikes again, and again — remind me again how we’re so much better off with technology.
9) Appeals court orders Arizona State to reinstate male student expelled for having a threesome — finally, some good news. Just watch: the Leftists are going to try and create national nookie control, next. They’ve already started, on campuses...
Then again, I’m so old fashioned, I thought a threesome meant this:
…and not this:
