(Ad may have been slightly edited to bring it up to date, because nobody wants a Buick anymore…)
Some news you may not have been aware of:
...not to mention that 75,000-mile “new battery” cost.
...wait, what?
...okay, that’s more like it.
From the Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© Dept.:
...you know, there are times when I think we can learn a lot from the French.
In Entertainment News:
...007(a) and 007(b)?
From the Glueball Jewhate News Desk:
...but if I were to do the same outside some mosque shouting “Drown Gaza City!” the response would be a lot swifter, and more severe.
And a “new” development in the Great Cultural Assimilation Program:
...no doubt, on his third or fourth illegal entry into the U.S. via our “secure” border.
In Election News:
...”and that’s only if she campaigns topless from now on”.
And in International News:
...”because we terrorists have to stick together, right?”
In Animal News:
...is it too much to hope that it was a Birkenstock?
And in INSIGNIFICA:
...the ducal dildo?
…
Finally, in somewhat-more-palatable Showbiz News:
...just so you all know what the poor man had to deal with, here she is:
Looking a little more perverse, so to speak:
And still not bad, even though a (fake) blonde:
The line to be her next co-star forms over here, behind me.
