And speaking of things that can drive you to drink:
...attaboy. I note, by the way, that any money left over after he pays the sharks will be given to some charity. NO. Give it to Daniel Penny, for the income he lost while imprisoned.
In Euroland:
...took you Bohunks a while to realize that, dinnit?
...Italians sure are wussies. No wonder they lost WWII.
Back home:
...maybe in Vegas, that would.
...“possible”? Bitch orchestrated the whole fucking thing, IMO.
But in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change country:
...like my car gets great gas mileage because I never drive it.
...must be playing them Joe Biden press conference videos. Oh wait, that would be the Howls Of Laughter lesson.
And speaking of cartoon characters:
…wait, you mean that all this time, this was… Reggie?
More Queer News:
...forget it, Jake: it’s Los Angeles.
...your trusty Mossberg, some birdshot, a comfortable chair… oh wait, it’s Britishland. Nemmind.
...abandon hope all ye who follow that link.
And in further INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, in more Geriatric Sex News:
...seriously? I mean, for a really old broad, she’s… okay, I guess. I report, you decide:
Still wouldn’t.
And that’s all the news that’s… fit.