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And speaking of stale vaginas:

...and quite a few Vietnam vets are also ready for you to die, I bet.

...given that the average age of these airborne waitresses nowadays is about 57, the man obviously needs help.

...FIVE bullets to the chest?  That’s a textbook Clinton suicide right there.

...I can attest to at least ONE elderly family who’s not turned on the heat for the past three weeks.

From the P.R. company representing Green Lunacy & Panic, Inc.:

...you mean like it was 45 years ago, when you first started spouting this alarmist bullshit?

...not to mention the rising rates of athlete’s foot, night sweats, twisted ankles and toenail fungal decay.

...migraines, disease, dementia… is there anything climate change CAN’T do?

...I’m not a military expert, but I’m pretty sure that barbed wire is not much of a defense against missiles.

From the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:

...an easy mistake to make, if you’re French.

...didn’t she already do that in Track 2 on her last album?

And from the ever-silly INSIGNIFICA:

   

And in Totty News:

...off you go, then, to see for yourself.

Finally:

…I report, you decide:

And on that lavender note, we end the news.