I recently received an email from GlobalBankingMegaCorp congratulating me on my “new” credit limit increase — said increase no doubt being fueled by the fact that I haven’t charged anything on their poxy card for over six months and have instead been paying down the balance.
Then, lower down, there was this lovely little incentive to spend more with them (note the sting in the tail):
LOL they must think I was born yesterday.
Ever notice that it’s almost always Leftists who indulge in silly-ass actions when they see something they don’t agree with?
Rhode Island State Senator Joshua Miller, 69, a Democrat representing Cranston and Providence, has been arrested and charged with Vandalism/Malicious Injury to Property.
He is accused of deliberately defacing another man’s car because of an anti-Biden bumper sticker on the vehicle.
Miller denied causing any damage to the vehicle and alleged that the car’s owner had followed and verbally threatened him. Miller further speculated, “I am a state senator. I think he recognized me. I think he is one of those ‘gun nuts’.”
Note the classic misdirection ploy. Didn’t work.
Isn’t this Lefty tool a little too old to be playing these silly games? Apparently not.
I think the car owner deserves to get a complete new paint job, payment to be taken directly from the old asshole’s personal checking account. Of course, that won’t happen because Rhode Island is a seething hive of wretched scum and villainy of the “progressive” variety.
Or he could just endure a public flogging — essentially, a spanking for a childish misdemeanor to make the punishment fit the crime — but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this suggestion.
Whenever I see a euphemism, it sets my teeth on edge — probably because as a plain speaker, I try to follow the late Roger Moore’s dictum that the essence of communication is to express your thoughts as clearly and succinctly as possible.
Here’s one that made me chuckle, however:
…you mean “sucked into”, of course. “Ingested” means taken or introduced into the mouth — one ingests the milk from a glass, or the medicine from a teaspoon, etc. Also, “ingest” is largely a transitive verb, in that it requires an agent to perform the action — turning it into the passive voice, as here, actually implies no agency — except that as we all know, jet engines “ingest” air in order to propel the aircraft body.
But the writer of the above wanted to try to avoid using the graphic word “suck”, and so resorted to a woolly euphemism.
This is not a hanging offense, of course, but a simple ball-kicking should suffice.
Finally, a bit of good news:
Fiat has confirmed it has stopped producing cars in one particular colour – not due to a lack of demand from customers but because it doesn’t represent the brand’s ‘New Dolce Vita’ values, the Italian firm said.
And that offensive color?
As of today, the company will no longer sell grey cars.
Oh, be still my beating heart. And why not grey?
Fiat said the decision has been made to ‘enhance the importance of colours in life, embodying the Italian way of living’.
Let’s be honest, I don’t think anyone associates the color grey with Italy or Italians.
If grey can be associated with any nation, it has to be Britishland, mostly because of their gloomy weather but also because of their instinct for self-effacement and distaste for anything that reeks of “flashy”.
And right on cue:
But the move could significantly backfire when it comes to demand for new Fiats in Britain, with grey being the nation’s most popular car colour for half a decade.
Ugh. Enough of the gloomy greys, say I, and let’s get back to some… Italian colors.
Yeah, that’s more like it.
And speaking of guns:
...or it might be time for Tulsa to trade this asshole for someone who actually supports the Second Amendment.
In Pervo/Groomer News:
...and why are we just not surprised by this?
...Idaho? These sick fucks are everywhere.
But finally, a voice of reason rings out:
...and so say all of us.
RAAYYYYYCISM ALERT:
...in which we play Guess The Professor’s Race — and for a bonus, its sexual inclination.
In Entertainment [sic] News:
...from Britishland, where politicians routinely interfere in places where they have no business. Not that we have any room to talk, here in Murka.
...clearly not (see next item).
...is there any form of stupidity (e.g. Communism and now Global Cooling Climate Warming Change) that ol’ Hanoi Jane won’t support?
And from our International Desk:
...keyword: Japan.
…keyword: Australia.
...may be the winner of the “Most Fucked-Up Headline Of 2023” competition — but it’s still only June, and Biden’s still in office.
And speaking of that, more (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
...and knowing Gwynnie, it’s of her stanky love tunnel.
...who she? We’ve seen her here on these pages before — and a reminder:
Oh yeah: her. And the “breathtaking” outfit:
A tasty end to the news, yes?