So late yesterday, some asswipe went into a North Texas synagogue, took four people hostage and had some demands.
…because of course it was — actually, only one of Islam’s Finest — and he wanted some other asshole (convicted) terrorist freed from jail.
What happened next?
After a ten-hour standoff, an FBI Hostage Rescue Team made entry and rescued the three remaining hostages. The FBI confirmed the suspect is dead.
My only regret is that the Feebs took the little turd out. Shoulda just left him to a Texas Ranger. (“Only one Ranger?” “Only one asshole.”) Same result, less fuss.