So this, apparently, is Britain’s roadmap to reality as they emerge from the horrors of Teh Chinkvirus:
To me, all this simply spells
…and about a dozen different ways* for the Filth to harass and / or arrest people. But I could be wrong.
Also note that in the Blue panel, football matches (20,000-plus crowds) are A-okay, but apparently weddings are “super-spreader events” because they’re still limited to 15 guests only.
*Examples of control-freakery:
- have 16 guests at your wedding, not 15
- 7 people over for Easter lunch, not 6 — even if said lunch is an outdoor buffet
- Grandad’s funeral has 31 mourners, not 30
- somebody drives 50 miles to visit a sick relative (that’s not “local”, you see)
Note that commonsense would allow some leniency in terms of the numbers — but it doesn’t have to, because in the main the Filth are a bunch of rule-bound control freaks themselves, and because they can do fuck-all about Britain’s actual crime (muggings, stabbings, robberies etc.); but by God let some granny have one too many guests at her late husband’s funeral, and it’s to jail she’ll be going.