1. After staring intently and scrutinizing with an intense scrute, my only comment is “wtf”?

  2. Did ya ever look at a woman and think, wow, if I were younger that would be a hell of a fun ride.

  3. Mommy, is this why you keep saying I won’t even get into East BFE Community College?

  4. Is Mommie refilling her brains or her boobs?

    I got my plunger ready to pump her stomach.

  5. Little Midge — seen here holding her beloved breast-enlarger device — ponders the ‘anyplace will do’ potential on the runway-flat chest of a nearby chuffer.

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