From the normally mild-mannered Prof. Reynolds:
“Vegans should just be grateful for not being pantsed on sight. Veganism is stupid and immoral, and mostly a marker for mental illness or deficiency.”
True dat. He left out a lot of other endearing vegan traits, but the Treacher Man has his back:
“You just can’t please vegans, because if they were capable of happiness, they wouldn’t be vegans. You can’t cater to them — in this case literally — because their entire philosophy is anti-human. They’re ashamed of their own existence on this planet, and that shame has turned them into totalitarian wackjobs.”
I think I’ll just have one of New Wife’s beef pies for lunch, because I can.