News Roundup

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And thus, the news:

fuckin’ Swedes should stick to lutefisk or whatever crap they eat.


good grief, that’s like ten years’ worth of their annual GDP.


did somebody say, “DARWIN”?


you know you’re a loser when even Child Protective Services says all you’re good for is fucking strangers for money.


same thing Over HereYou want something illegal done without risk of prosecution, hire a “minority” to do it.


…NOTA. In fact, my choice would be Jacob Rees-MoggIn a sane world, he’d be my Deputy World-Emperor.


putting a whole new slant on the expression, “leaving it till the last minute”.


keep ’em coming, TXGov Abbott… give till it hurts.


yeah, we knew that.


ye gods, it’s Duckface vs. Fuckface.

And from the wide, un-linked world of INSIGNIFICA:

 


and I have to concur:  it’s beyond belief.

 

And that’s the unbelievable news.

Speed Bump

…and so say all of us.  What you should do, Gentle Readers, is not tarry here pondering such weighty grammatical sins;  rather, you should speed over to Mr. Ishmael’s to see the rest of his excellent rant about, well, everybody.  (He had me at “That Albino Cunt Johnson”, a.k.a, the soon-to-be-ex-BritPM, but it’s not the only gem.)

Invective at its very finest.

Never Forgive. Never Forget.

Yesterday marked the 30th anniversary of the beginning of the infamous Siege At Ruby Ridge, Idaho, where Federal agents shot and killed Sammy Weaver, a guiltless 14-yer-old boy and later on, his mother Vicky by shooting her in the face as she was standing in a doorway, holding her baby daughter in her arms.

Even though the shootings were classed as “constitutional” (!!!) by the FBI, the agency nevertheless paid husband Randy Weaver — the original target of the siege — $3 million after a civil lawsuit.

As this article in American Greatness points out:

[FBI agent Lon Horiuchi] shot and killed Vicki Weaver, who was unarmed, and neither accused nor guilty of any crime. For embattled Americans in 2022, it would be a mistake to regard this assault as a one-off.

“Desire to wage war on ordinary Americans—to disadvantage them and even to kill them—had long been bubbling in the ruling class’s basements,” wrote Angelo Codevilla, citing documents such as Hot Spots of Terrorism and Other Crimes in the United States, 1979-2008. This Department of Homeland Security study classified persons judged “suspicious of centralized federal authority” and “reverent of individual liberty” as “extreme right wing terrorists.”

As the man said, it’s not really paranoia when they really are out to get you.

Bastards.

Ouch

So I’m reading through this post about how your favorite band describes you at Middle Finger, and I’m chuckling at some of the funny ones, e.g.

Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65
Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section
Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Ford F100
Bachman-Turner Overdrive: You have an actual urine stain on your Ford F100
— and —
AC/DC: You are the cause of the urine stain

All funny stuff, until you see this one:

Joe Walsh: You have fired a gun while in your underwear

Has somebody been spying on me?