I have to admit that I’m not only sympathetic, I’m a little envious of the way this guy decided to go out.
Porn was being filmed onboard a retired doctor’s party yacht before cops swooped and arrested him on suspicion of drug and gun charges, according to new police documents.
Authorities raided his 82-foot-long yacht called the JessConn, named after his two children, on September 5 in Nantucket after a woman on board called a friend for help. The woman told the man, ‘they were doing drugs all weekend long and people on the boat had been making pornographic films’. She added that she wanted to leave the boat before passing out, causing her male friend to contact authorities – telling them that she had overdosed.
The man told the Nantucket Police Department that the boat had ketamine, Adderall, ecstasy and cocaine on board.
Law enforcement sources told the Current that several prostitutes were found on the boat. No charges have been brought on these claims.
Scott Burke, 69, was charged with one count of trafficking a Class B drug, one count of possession to distribute a Class A drug, one count of possession of ammunition without a license and four counts of possession of a large-capacity feeding device.
He pleaded not guilty to the charges and was ‘extremely uncooperative’ when police boarded the yacht and was placed in handcuffs and detained because of his behavior, according to an affidavit. The married father-of-two claimed that the woman who overdosed had been working for him for a few weeks, and her female friend was staying on the boat.
But here’s the kicker:
Burke was released on a $200,000 bail last week after his lawyer told Plymouth Court that he has terminal stage four cancer — and just months to live.
So if you know you’re going to die soon, and if you have the money, why not go batshit crazy and spend it on one last over-the-top sex orgy?
The charges, by the way, are bullshit. He’s a doctor, so presumably he has the Rx prescription for all those drugs, and the “unlicensed ammo” charge is idiotic — but it’s Massachusetts, so anything’s possible.
And by the way: I want to know what a “large-capacity feeding device” is, and why possession thereof is illegal.
Now that he’s out on bail, Burke might just off himself with an OD of drugs they didn’t find, rather than letting the cancer take him. Under the same circumstances, who wouldn’t do the same?