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And as always, the news is kinda shitty…
…yeah, like that’s going to put the fatties off their Big Macs.
…from Turban Durbin, the moron who thought Al-Qaeda was just a social club.
…yeah, this endless rodentophobia has to come to an end — it’s more urgent than the climate “emergency”.
…and you’re not full of shit; you’re excrementally crammed, you Commie bitch.
…key words: Spanish pilot.
…hands up all those who think that Bidenson is actually going to go to jail for this… none of you, huh? Me neither.
…nom nom nom BBQ ! (translated from the original Bear).
…Britain without fish ‘n chips would be like… New Jersey. One day you’ll only be able to get a decent fish ‘n chips in Spain or Portugal.
…silly me, and I thought it would be Russia or China.
…what with senile dementia, I’ve quite forgotten who gets tied up first.
…if by that you mean “incredibly emaciated”, then yes. (no link, on humanitarian grounds)
And in (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
…as once again, we play the “Guess The Race” game amongst the participants.
…as the sage said: “No matter how beautiful she is, there’s always at least one guy who’s sick of all her bullshit.” In Ulrika’s case, that would be at least four guys (ex-husbands/childspawners).
Anyway, here are some pics if, like me, you had no idea who this Emily chick is:
Just tragic. Guy probably probably cheated on her with a chick who knows how to cook pasta.