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And speaking of asses:


...oh STFU.   Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up Anyone who still buys into this shit deserves nothing but scorn and abuse.


...try something like this, dickhead:


only 2?  We must try harder.  Two miles per hour sounds about right.  And then, the land mines.


...I think that was a rotten reward just for showing her my devotion.


...and:

...and when you radical Muslims wonder why everyone else in the world hates you, feel free to add reasons like the above, you assholes.


...Texas homeschooling parents:  “And?”


...”Oh yes, baby, give it to me hard!” was not the kind of baby talk he was expecting.  Also, speaking of electronic snooping devices:


...wouldn’t have thought you’d need an expert to tell you that, but then again, kids nowadays are eating Tide pods and investing in FTX, so...


...only the wrong people would have a problem with this.


...now if only they’d had a gun handy… oh wait, I missed the “Australia” part.  Never mind.


...just another one of my Longtime Readers (sigh).


...yeah:  “Russian” and “deadly virus” in the same sentence?  This will not end well.


...because you did, you stupid twat.


...more like this, please.

Today’s INSIGNIFICA:

   

  …but let’s move on.


...annnnd here’s the sinful garment:

Every normal red-blooded man would.

5 comments

  1. Biden’s plan for illegal immigrants is to let them in and reward them with lots of taxpayer money through various programs if not outright gifts of cash.

    The NG in Texas probably had hours of diversity inclusion and equity (DIE) training to conduct before they could do anything useful.

    Muzzies are using our freedom of speech and freedom of religion against us.

    Look up the Petit murders in Cheshire CT and reflect upon the virtues of being unarmed. If that case doesn’t make you run out to buy and learn to operate a firearm appropriately then you get what you deserve when the criminals come barging in.

    Veggie Christmas or any holiday dinner? She’s utterly daft.

    Looters should be shot on sight. They’re criminals so they are probably liars as well. Dont’ believe them when they claim to still be alive either.

    JQ

  2. Re: Mo Salah, et al.

    A radical Muslim wants to behead the unbelievers in the name of Islam. A moderate Muslim wants a radical Muslim to behead the unbelievers in the name of Islam.

  3. Can’t really bring myself to comment on the news. But thank you for the Liz Hurley pics. If the formerly-royal Ginger was pounding that, and left for Mz Caringslut, egad.

  4. I’ve never heard of Mo Salah. Because like all ‘Muricans, I understand that soccer is not a real sport. Regardless, I find I have to criticize him too: your tree is ugly, bro. That aside, the pic he posted could have been painted by Norman Rockwell.

    Full disclosure: I too enjoyed a vegetarian Christmas. Except for the prime rib.

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