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  1. “agreeing to stay with us and support us”

    Wouldn’t that be called … Marriage?

    1. Sure as hell sounds like a marriage contract to me (though only the mans responsibilities are spelled out and none of the woman’s). I wonder if being (sexually) faithful to just one partner is included in their draft copy…

  2. Women like that are why the items topping the news update exist….they perform the same function, you only have to pay for them once and most importantly, they don’t talk.

  3. ” what are you and your girlfriends going to bring to the party that would encourage us to do so?”

    That would be the other half of the contract – and I bet they aren’t going to like it one little bit.

  4. I wonder if they have heard about the birth control pill, or do they leave all the responsibility for that up to the male?
    O tempora, O mores!

  5. what are you and your girlfriends going to bring to the party that would encourage us to do so?

    250 pounds of fat and constant nagging, of course!

    1. Good point.

      It’s like one of my opening gambits: “So… tell me the story behind your first tattoo.”

  6. As a grizzled old veteran of the divorce wars once told me, “If women didn’t have a pussy there’d be a bounty on ’em.”

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