“Whaddya mean you left the house keys down in the car?”
Aaaaanndd I think we have a winner.
The aptly named Ejaculation castle of Bavaria.
Schloss Definistration.
Nobody offends the host there.
“…in which we finally learn the whereabouts of Reader Ghostsniper’s lair.”
Realtor: “Toilets? I’m afraid not.”
“…but the machine guns are included in the price.”
One way to make sure the Jehovah Witnesses don’t come a knocking
Is that a putting green with a sand trap on the right about
mid picture, right had side ??
“Hermann, would you talk to this man on the phone? He says he’s from Amazon Prime, and seems pretty upset.”
.
the skiing is incredible in the winter and terribly disappointing in the summer.
This is the final test in becoming a full fledged Jehovah’s Witness.
“Pizza Hut? I’d like to order a pizza for delivery…”
Hello, Pizza Hut? We’d like to order three extra- large pizzas with the works. Uuuuh, Anchovies on the side. Where? Well, Get out your topo map . . .”
If those kids won’t stay off my lawn, I’ll get rid of the fucking lawn!
Where getting way from it all, means getting away from it ALL. No cell phone service. No internet. Enjoy.
Realtor to client:
But it IS a 40 acre lot, just more vertical.
John Daly’s hideaway. And he makes he makes it onto that first green down there in 2. From his house. Every time. After a pack of Marlboros, 10 Diet Cokes, and 12 beers, too.
Just grab the dumbwaiter out back.
Kim, that would be my idea of paradise, screw the beach!
She said I could never divorce her. She would take everything I’ve got. Including my new house. Pity, she sleep-walks.
“Whaddya mean you left the house keys down in the car?”
Aaaaanndd I think we have a winner.
The aptly named Ejaculation castle of Bavaria.
Schloss Definistration.
Nobody offends the host there.
“…in which we finally learn the whereabouts of Reader Ghostsniper’s lair.”
Realtor: “Toilets? I’m afraid not.”
“…but the machine guns are included in the price.”
One way to make sure the Jehovah Witnesses don’t come a knocking
Is that a putting green with a sand trap on the right about
mid picture, right had side ??
“Hermann, would you talk to this man on the phone? He says he’s from Amazon Prime, and seems pretty upset.”
.
the skiing is incredible in the winter and terribly disappointing in the summer.
This is the final test in becoming a full fledged Jehovah’s Witness.
“Pizza Hut? I’d like to order a pizza for delivery…”
Hello, Pizza Hut? We’d like to order three extra- large pizzas with the works. Uuuuh, Anchovies on the side. Where? Well, Get out your topo map . . .”
If those kids won’t stay off my lawn, I’ll get rid of the fucking lawn!
Where getting way from it all, means getting away from it ALL. No cell phone service. No internet. Enjoy.
Realtor to client:
But it IS a 40 acre lot, just more vertical.
John Daly’s hideaway. And he makes he makes it onto that first green down there in 2. From his house. Every time. After a pack of Marlboros, 10 Diet Cokes, and 12 beers, too.
Just grab the dumbwaiter out back.
Kim, that would be my idea of paradise, screw the beach!
She said I could never divorce her. She would take everything I’ve got. Including my new house. Pity, she sleep-walks.