Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

Sent to me by several of you, this welcome news:

According to investigators, the chain of events began when Serigny first targeted a car parked in the driveway, setting off the alarm and drawing the homeowners’ attention. The residence was equipped with multiple security cameras, which captured footage of the suspect engaging in bizarre behavior, such as eating grass and striking his chest.

Video evidence showed Serigny subsequently attempting to break the glass door of the home. At this point, the homeowner discharged a single shot, causing the intruder to collapse. However, Serigny managed to regain his footing, puncturing another hole in the door before eventually breaking it open. The homeowner responded by firing three to four additional shots, ultimately leading to Serigny’s death.

I know, I know:  the choirboy was mentally disturbed and deserved the proper treatment.

Which he got.

3 comments

  1. Having read the article it seems more likely the choirboy was out of his mind on drugs.

    1. So, it was good he had a “Come to Jesus moment.” I am equally in favor of a more metaphorical meeting, but this works equally as well, as it guarantees zero recidivism.

  2. That’s a great story to start my morning.
    Thanks to the contributors that sent it in.

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