Seems like people can’t get enough of Raquel Welch, so here’s a little black-and-white devotion:
And of course:
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Question Answered
…the question being: “Kim, are you really that old-fashioned?” upon reading the following:
…and realizing that I last used the phrase in a conversation with my sister as late as last year — with both of us understanding its meaning precisely. (So did New Wife, by the way, when I asked her if she understood it. She still uses it, occasionally.)
It is, by the way, a wonderful expression in that it acknowledges a feeling (melancholy) without taking it too seriously (i.e. by giving it a self-deprecating nickname).
Also by the way, I much prefer “melancholy” over “depression”. Depression is a longtime (and potentially life-threatening) illness, whereas melancholy is just an attack of the blahs, easily remedied by the purchase of a new gun, reading a good book or listening to anything not composed by Igor Stravinsky or John Cage.
Speed Bump #2,701
I heartily agree with the sentiment, but:
Is it “Males Out Of Female Jails” or “Men Out Of Women’s Jails”?
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS
(Given the fact that “male” and “female” are adjectives FFS, the truly correct terminology in the former would be “Male Prisoners Out Of Female Jails” (which scans really nicely) — but that wouldn’t fit on the sign, would it, and by all means let’s not allow linguistic clarity and rhythm to crowd the real estate.)
Another gin, Kim? Why yes, I think I will.
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And on that pungent note, here’s the real smelly stuff:
...not that she should have been arrested in the first place, but this DID happen in Airstrip One, after all.
From the Dept. Of Irony:
...on the bright side, it wasn’t crucifixion.
...but for those of us who’ve been paying attention, it’s turning out EXACTLY as we expected.
…AK, Glock, howitzers, they’re all the same to him, the demented old fucker. And speaking of which:
...if it’s fake news, can fake medical tests be far behind?
...so: back to your bedtime triple espressos, then.
...to prove that all appearances to the contrary, she ISN’T Billy Idol?
...key word: France.
...2% of the population, 2% of the commercials. What to complain about?
...now THAT’S going to hit them hard, so to speak. And speaking of ejaculations:
...the medical equivalent of drive-through restaurants.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
...because as any fule kno, if they’re NOT old enough to bleed...
...who she? you ask.
Here’s the fun part, though. Once you get past the carefully-styled and artfully-posed pics, what you really get is something a little… errrr plumper:
Fake news, in other words.
Quote Of The Day
From Insty, his own self:
“A government that feels threatened by these books is a government that deserves to be overthrown.”
And Orwell’s 1984 is doubleplusungood because it’s their proprietary instruction manual.
Monday Funnies
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Monday again… how special.
I’m not in a good mood today, so be warned…
That’s it. Now get back to what you were doing before.
