Author: Kim du Toit

Bygone Broads 8

Drive Time, Gratuitous Chick Pics

Some have you may have been wondering what kind of posters I had hanging in my dorm room back at Hogwarts St. John’s College.  Wonder no more (right-click to embiggen) — behold the Austin Healey Mk III from the late 1960s:

And for the Healey’s companion on the wall over my bed, the exquisite Claudia Cardinale:

I still feel stirrings, all these years later, on both accounts.  A fitting end, I think, to this series.

News Roundup

Bad News


Ah yes:  let’s play “mock the Southerner”.  Then again, rather them than the Juneteenth celebrants.


...and for once, playing “Guess The Race?” is completely redundant.

Our new feature, Anus News:


...as the next item will reveal:


…

And speaking of assholes:


...he should have charged them with theft, or shot them on site.  See the link for details.

Some Pervert News:


...actually, no.  We really, really hate you.


...I think “Hang The Groomer” should be part of every right-thinking curriculum.


...see above.

Some news from the Bureaucracy:


...clearly, the local government doesn’t have enough to do — which, if you’ve ever been to Galveston, you’d know isn’t true.  Everything that’s wrong with government is contained in this report.

International News:


...frankly, I’m amazed at their restraint.


...ah yes, the argument between the Gourd Group and the Sandal Followers rages on, yea unto the 21st century.


...shoddy reporting.  Was it a hatchet?  a logger’s axe?  or did the shithead go Full Viking?  Whatever, the KiwiGov is going to doubleplus ban it.  I think that all restaurants should be closed, to end this vicious cycle of mass attacks on diners.  (What?  it’s the same argument they use for guns.)


...I first read that as “Anal sex”.  Never mind;  carry on, nothing to see here.

And speaking of stuff not worth seeing, how about a little INSIGNIFICA:

  ...sexist bastards.

In in our Paige Three section, someone not Spirinac:

And away we go down the road, putting all this behind us.