News Roundup

And speaking of rancid and toxic women:


...just the kind you’d want your son to bring over for Thanksgiving, yes?  Also, keyword:  Michigan.


...that’s okay;  when you share custody, you can feed the kid steaks, meat pies and sausages all you want on those weekends.

In Lawn Awduh News:


...hell of a sentence just for shooting a cop who was already dead.  Uhhh wait a minute...


...why bother, when the fix is already in?


...that’s not quite what the original headline said, but you get my drift.


...in which, once again, we play “Guess The Race” of all the participants in this ghastly little situation.


...key word:  Florida — no wait, California.  Hadda be one of them.

In Medical News:


...wait:  gout in your cock?  What new hell is this?  And in the same vein [sic]:


...the one time I think “over and under” would be preferable to “side by side”.

From the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Dept.:


From the Dept. Of Tourism:


.funny, I thought that was every Italian city, but I haven’t been there for years.

From the Sports Desk:


...that would be me with baseball, and I’m not even a hermit.

Time for no-link INSIGNIFICA:

           

...no, I don’t understand any of that either.

This just has to be pissing off somebody somewhere (no link):


...can’t see why, myself.

And that’s the news.

Poking Fun

I like the way this guy works:

Ben Reid, from England, recently spent a few weeks on holiday around Italy and learned that many locals were quite specific about their food.

The English man was constantly chastised for making ‘adjustments’ to his meals – such as dipping his croissant in coffee, and pouring water into his espresso.

Ben eventually started ‘trolling’ strangers with bizarre acts. 

However, the act that evoked the most condemnation was cutting spaghetti with scissors.

Two waiters actually went up to Ben and told him he ‘wasn’t allowed’ to consume his food like that.

‘You have to roll the pasta with your fork, you cannot cut it with scissors. People will think you’re an idiot,’ the waiter said, and then confiscated the scissors.

Brilliant.  I’m just surprised he wasn’t scolded for not having a glass of wine with his dinner.

I do the same kind of thing in Chinese restaurants by using a fork instead of chopsticks.  Let ’em sneer or roll their eyes, I don’t care.

Monday Funnies

So here we go.  First up, there’s government bureaucracy, as explained by Jordan Coombe:

Waddya expect?  It’s MONDAY, FFS.  So how about some random PG totty,then?

So listen to Teacher, and get stuck into the week.