From the inimitable Joe Bob Briggs, trying to explain the LGBTOSTFU phenomenon:
I have a friend who defines herself as trans—actually I should say hirself, not herself, but I’m not exactly sure why—a friend who defines hirself as trans but also lesbian, therefore a biological male who presents as female and dates females and has relationships with females. So a lesbian with a penis, which, if you think about it, is a penis that becomes, in this situation, basically a built-in sex toy—but then again, let’s not go to places known only to the two LGBTQ lovebirds.
If your head is spinning after reading that, then don’t even try to read the rest of his article. Great Caesar’s bleeding hemorrhoids, the world is getting more fucked up by the day. (And don’t try to suggest where the world is getting fucked either, you cisgender heterofascist.)