(no sponsor this week, so I’ll just invent one:)
I wish. Anyway, let’s fire away [sic] :
…a.k.a. Why Kim Left South Africa.
…ummmm… feeling a little conflicted here, Boss.
…wait, you ate street food in Bangladesh? LOLZ
And speaking of inedible food:
…excellent news because on the whole, Hershey makes the world’s worst-tasting chocolate.
From the Dept. of Unwelcome Settlers:
…welcome to our world, compadres. Every single thing you don’t like about them, we don’t like either.
(Signed) Texas, Arizona, Florida, Utah, Idaho, Colorado and a couple others.
…and then the screws locked down the women’s block. I report, you decide.
…no. Nice try. But if we’re going to go down that road, first let’s ban you fuckers from using private jets: fly commercial. And sell off your exotic car collections, while you’re there.
…in the “Custer Killed By Indians” Breaking News department.
…leading to the inevitable: “YOU HAD ONE JOB!”
…“Husband Kills Himself In Delivery Room.”
And in INSIGNIFICA:
…and to nobody’s surprise, the last survivor is:
Finally:
…I dunno, man; seems kind of a waste to me. And isn’t she Colombian?
And that’s all the news that’s fit to be taxed.
