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When faced with this:

Gary Puckett:  “You’re much too young, girl.”

Jimmy Page:  “Over there on the couch, darlin’.”


Lest anyone gets all hot and bothered by this:

  1. it’s a fucking joke, and
  2. here’s what young Maisie Smith looks like nowadays:

That’s her, in the middle.

By the way, her Mom is a total hottie:

Just so we all know where my proclivities lie.