…and no, we’re not talking about looking at bikini pics of Salma Hayek. We’re talking about this nonsense, as sent to me by my so-called friend Combat Controller:
And once fitted:
Seriously?
As I pointed out to CC, the only thing stopping me from reaching for Ye Olde Credytte Carde is that said “furniture upgrade” costs nearly double what I spent on the rifle itself.
Gotta admit, though, it’s not bad-looking.
…and no, this isn’t some fevered fantasy involving Salma Hayek in a silk nightie. (sorry)
But it is the best thing I’ve read in a long time. Read it all, but here’s just a taste:
Fulcher helped redirect nearly $50 billion from bureaucratic bloat into actual defense readiness. He streamlined software procurement timelines from years to months, modernizing critical IT systems across the department. He contributed to acquisition program reviews focused on strengthening military lethality and America’s defense industrial base.
In six months.
In related Health News:
Biden’s doctor “missed” Stage 5 Cancer For Years
...really? How conveeeenient.
So if we’re going to look at areas where over 2,000 other doctors have fucked up:
Why Butter, Cheese and Ice Cream Could Help You Live Longer
...but we all knew that already. In fact, denying yourself all that lovely stuff just makes you not want to live longer.
...but sadly, it’s not going to submerge Portland under a 300-foot tidal wave because it’s not that kind of eruption. [pout]
Some news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...good grief, man: if you let the people vote on something like this, you’ll only end up like the rozzbiffs:
...never mind all that “democracy” bullshit, the Party always knows what’s best for you, you bloody peasants.
Back here in MAGA Land:
...as the legacy media tries to hide its deep disappointment, and fails.
And from one of our favorite Trumpistas, a double shot:
Tulsi Gabbard Ends Biden-Era Domestic Terrorism Policy
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Tulsi Gabbard Fires Anti-Trump Deep State Officials Who Were Politicizing Intelligence
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And as for deportations:
...to the amazement of Democrats and media. [some overlap]
...the hits just keep on coming. And as for this one:
...stop/start stop/start? GTFO.
But elsewhere, in Democrat Cuntry:
...yet another exercise in failure. Ain’t never gonna happen, assholes.
And in sillier news:
...I do believe I first saw that claim in 1981.
...I report, you decide:
#Florida
….fucking hell, why not just make it four weeks off? Then we can hire a man to replace you and actually get the job done.
And now, in the very bowels of 
While walking down 
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Salma Hayek On Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue At 58
...here ya go:
And a couple others taken during the shoot:
...and a few from the archives:
And some political news snips:
In 
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...drill baby, drill.
#YeahWeVotedForThis
Some Political News:
...wait: Fatboi? The poster child for “limousine socialist”?
And now for some good lovin’ (I just love it when the girls talk and act tough):
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And speaking of “love”:
...Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degenerate, and now Courtney… still more reasons to support DJT.
And speaking of unwelcome immigrants, in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...and it’s a socialist country, even. While locally:
...except that he isn’t a “student”, but a fucking lecturer.
...see? That wasn’t so difficult, wuzzit?
In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...did somebody say: “Party time!” ?
Why, I believe they did.
From the Dept. of Education:
...is it so wrong that I got mildly excited by this visual?
...redefining the term “special ed”. And speaking of rapists:
...of course he does.
#Britishland
In Entertainment News:
...careful what you wish for, Jew-hate boy; you know she has Armenian cousins, right?
Now, the always-popular 
...uh-huh, uh-huh.
From the front-line trenches in Sex Wars:
...not to mention poverty. Even so, you’d still have get me to pull my lips off Salma Hayek’s at gunpoint.
…and at that familiar address on 
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...don’t we all, honey, don’t we all. Here’s hers, back then:
…although I must say, the 58-year-old bod isn’t too horrible either:
“Fine wine” comes to mind.
And that’s probably about as much news as anyone can bare.
Beauty of the visual kind is always subjective and as such, therefore, there will always be differing opinions on the various kinds of beauty. I, for one, find the voluptuous Kelly Brook and Salma Hayek to be exquisite:
…whereas others may refute that, and prefer the more-slender silhouettes of Charlotte Hawkins and Nicole Kidman:
It’s not that I find the latter pair unattractive — not in the slightest — it’s just my preference is for the body shapes of Mlles Brook and Hayek.
In similar fashion, therefore, do I regard Insty’s comment about the Lamborghini Miura interesting:
“I think the Lamborghini Miura was the most beautiful car of its time, but a spoiler doesn’t make it prettier.”
(He’s talking about Liberty Walk’s version of the Miura, by the way, which I think is quite beautiful for a modern car despite the spoiler.)
But the Miura was made between 1966 and 1973, and in terms of beauty, it had some stiff competition in the beauty department during those seven years. Here’s the “traditional” Miura:
…which I agree is an absolute stunner. The 4-liter V-12 engine didn’t hurt, either.
Then again, if we’re looking at the 1966-1973 years, there’s my personal favorite, the Dino 246 GT:
…and also from that period, the Bizzarrini Strada / Spyder:
…not to mention the incomparable Jaguar E-type:
Okay, as far as I’m concerned that whole decade (1963 – 1972) was the golden age of automotive body design, and there is scarcely a car made back then that I wouldn’t take in a heartbeat.
All more beautiful than anything made so far in the 21st century — in my opinion.
But you all knew that already.
Yes, they might be outwardly attractive — if you’re into that body type — but for some reason, I have an abiding suspicion that these three conservative chicks would be… unimpressive performers (if you get what I mean). In no specific order:
Ann Coulter
Megyn Kelly
Laura Ingraham
My friend Patterson always claimed that he avoided what he called “Mensa” women because they generally had no sense of humor. I can’t say that about the above three (because I don’t know them that well), but it’s by no means unlikely.
All I know is that I don’t get the same feeling looking at them as I do when I see Salma Hayek or Scarlett Johannsen, for example.