Stuff that makes me laugh
Seeing as we’re getting all Christmassy and stuff, here’s a great gift idea:
Priceless.
And after looking at some of the pics, I’m thinking of joining in the fun. Nothing outrageous, of course; just something a bit different, like this.
I’ll let y’all know how it works out.
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And if that’s not enough to make you feel sick:
...and to think that all they brought with them were guns, a decent concept of government, and sound agricultural practices.
...that they know about.
...and I want a money bush to grow on my patio because that has better odds of becoming a reality.
...if you’re going to lie, why not go Full Goebbels?
...before I came here, I’d always thought that unlike Apartheid South Africa, America was all about NO racial categories. Silly me.
...I wouldn’t even spend that kind of money on a chair if Gwyneth was part of the deal, gagged and tied to it. Wait...
...hands up all those who are surprised by this headline… hmmm, nobody, huh? And:
...not an actual bomb; just a DVD of Disney’s Strange World (see above).
...from Ford: where pronouns are seemingly more important than quality.
...don’t care, because I have more gin than .45 ACP in reserve.
From the Dept. Of Cultural Assimilation:
...just couldn’t wait to get stuck into that infidel poontang, could he?
...we need more of this. Also scourgings.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
Finally:
Worth a hundred-odd bucks? I report, you decide.
“What’s worse than a Monday?” you ask.
A Monday after a long weekend!
Still we persevere, with the help of a little SFW humor:
And on that melancholy note, here’s Barbara Leigh:
Now get stuck into that week like it’s her.
SOTI*:
I am accepting nominations in Comments for this unlucky billionaire exemplar, but whoever you decide should be eaten, he’ll have to work hard to beat George Soros.
Call it a variation of the “One Shot” game we’ve played here before.
*seen on the Internet OR someone/somewhere on the Internet.
All through the support of Black Friday, Inc.
Speaking of Black Friday:
...also Somalis, Sudanese, Kenyans , Zulus, Malawis, Angolans, Tanzanians… the list goes on and on — do we have too many of them, too? [yes – K.]
...not that any man should care about this nonsense — it’s her business, after all.
...only a moron (that would be this judge) would not be able to see the consequences of this idiocy.
...am I the only one wishing that this headline was literally true?
...it’s fucking empty (thanks to Biden), so what’s left to modernize?
And in the Ungrateful Bastards Department:
...so publicly supporting BLM didn’t prevent any looting and mass shoplifting? No? Who’d a thunk?
...hey, at least he didn’t have to pay for the paper. [/ChiComs]
And from the anals annals of the Greatest Healthcare Service On Earth:
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...ummm, maybe HER sex life isn’t what it was in the past; but I doubt Robbie’s has missed a beat.
...for causing woodies in the lumber department? I think we should be told.
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...I applaud this example of youthful entrepreneurial initiative and financial success. No wonder the schools want to kill it.
And out of the mists of INSIGNIFICA:
And in our Paige Three section:
I’ll save y’all the trouble of hitting the link, and just show you the top 3:
…inexplicable, isn’t it, that they would be so popular?
So much for the news.
I’m not talking about invented names like N’Demetrion or illiterate ones like Jaykob; let’s look at three seriously-unfortunate names one would have to bear for life: