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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
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And in that same vein:
...in which we prove yet again the theorem: no-class slobs + budget airline = mayhem
(bonus: guess the race).
...why do I suddenly wish I could exile her to a place which has no Constitution to protect her worthless ass?
...all together now: “Why, why, why… you assholes!“
Speaking of which (assholes, not the Welsh):
...and yet, you keep reelecting this little Commie prick, and meekly lick the chains he keeps adding to your society.
...”IRS goes after” is believable; “Biden promises” isn’t.
...I would have thought that “disgrace” and “porn star” are pretty much redundant, but clearly there’s yet an additional level of disgrace available.
...their country, their rules, your stupidity.
...key word: India.
...forget it, Jake; it’s Chinatown Turkey.
...actually, I believe that one would have more fun in Sidney, Montana than in Sydney, Strylia — no Australians, no traffic, no crocodiles, five outdoor ranges and a casino, not to mention fewer critters that can actually kill you. Oh, and open carry.
And from the Dept. Of Education:
...at least he wasn’t homeschooling.
And in no-link INSIGNIFICA:
And in the “Who The Fuck ARE These People?” subset of INSIGNIFICA:
And more musical people of whom we know nothing:
In weather terms: driving slut, with occasional thunderthighs. YMMV.
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Because:
...well I’m not going to share my stash, so find your own buddies.
...I’m reminded of the Texas high school which had to hold its prom in the next-door town because they weren’t allowed to dance in theirs.
...oh fuck off, Shorty — we first have to kill our more dangerous enemies (i.e. Democrat Socialists), so you wait your turn.
...let’s see how the trannies wriggle out of this one.
...especially if he were to start singing again.
...I’ll just leave commentary to The Englishman: “Well, old chap, the French have always been revolting.” Wait till you see the reason for this one…
...wait, the French have a navy? After all Lord Nelson’s efforts?
From the Train Smash Files:
...if you think her saggy lil’ momboobs are worth a look, follow the link.
...and you thought your job was tough.
...if not him, then it’s Trump or “climate change”.
And the winner in the “Most Incomprehensible Headline” competition:
...what was the middle bit, again?
...in the marketing world, this is what’s known as “product improvement”.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
...honey, let me introduce you to this guy: 
And finally, speaking of women who need (and get) a regular pounding:
…and I know, the superstructure isn’t imposing, but its features are always on display:
And you too should now be pounding the pavement as you head off to work.
Monday Funnies
So here we go…
And speaking of national security:
And speaking of sex positions…
Now go to work.
Train Smash Anticipation
Ooooh, this is going to be good:
Racegoers are free to wear what they want at the Jockey Club’s 15 racecourses after it was announced formal dress codes are being dropped in a bid to make horseracing more ‘accessible and inclusive’.
Instead of restricting racegoers from watching the action in certain enclosures based on what they are wearing, the Jockey Club has told its customers to ‘dress as you feel most comfortable and confident’.
The only exceptions to the new policy at any of the 342 fixtures staged by The Jockey Club is offensive fancy dress or offensive clothing of any kind and replica sports shirts.
One can only imagine what’s going to happen at Liverpool’s Aintree when the dress regulations are lifted, considering what’s happened in the past with a dress code:
Hold on to your hats, folks… it’s going to be a wild ride.
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