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...which would have been doubleplusungood, had they actually done that (unlike what the lying headline insinuates).


...and not even one of those scawwy Cold Steel Assault Hatchets, either.


...keyword: Australia [duh]


...keyword: Austr- …wait: Minnesota?


...and in other Hollywood producer news...


...a common fear among those with no actual talent.



...them Pennsylvania farmboys take “Yo’ Mama” insults badly.


...and it’s called “shagging”.  Where would we be without scientists?


...taking no chances.  Still trying to find the problem here, though...


...one’s only for hubby, and other is for her porn partners.  I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

And the INSIGNIFICA for the day:

    …and again: 

Finally, in Celebrity News:


…and our Reader QuizJennifer Aniston — one-night-stand OR long weekend?

 

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And other things that leave a bad taste in your mouth:


has anyone seen the cost of guns recently?  It can’t get any harder.


...in other words, an “Influencer” award.  Everybody get excited.

From the Dept. of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:


...time is always “running out”… and then it doesn’t.  All these fucking fearmongers need to be thrown into a deep pit and buried so we don’t have to put up with their wailing anymore.


...frankly, I’m ready for ALL the millennial obsessions to be over.  See next item:


...winner of the “Millennial Headline Of The Year” award.  And:


...“ditching booze”… ugh, what a revolting thought.


...oh, the perils of your language having a tiny vocabulary. [/France]

In XXX News:


...my question:  who would be a “fan” of a porno actress?


...just the latest in oh-so many, Mike.


...uh, let’s classify this as a First World problem, shall we?

And in INSIGNIFICA:

 


...and the answer is… in the link.

And finally, in Sports News:

And without her fan costume, so to speak:

And if there’s any more news, I don’t wanna know about it.

Monday Funnies

Here we go, into the week again:

So let’s get really painful.

This reminds me of the range where I used to shoot, until the pre-adolescent range safety Nazis got a little too much:

Time for a Modern Classic:

And finally, speaking of furrin womens…

Here’s what “pulling the train” means on Lesbos:

From Germany:

…and France:

Now head back off to your job…

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From the Dept. of Dirty Mimsies:


...just as Hillary Clinton said in 2016.


...I wonder how many other women in the world would swap teams for a billion smackers?  Depressing, innit?


...oh FFS, kill me now.

From the Dept. of Health:


...influenza and head colds were not available for comment.

And in the Education Dept:


...and not just in monetary terms, either.


...forget it, Jake.  It’s Hymietown.

In Furrin News:


...sometimes, even the Italians are worth emulating — and I am loving EyetiePM Meloni a little more each day.


...Dream, meet Reality as BMW, Mercedes, Volkswagen and Porsche workers face layoffsBelgian auto industry would be untouched.


...no doubt, they’ll still be killing each other for centuries over this one. [/Balkans]


...talk about a no-brainer.

Back Home:


...like that’s ever going to happenAnd when Garland & Co are led to the killing pits on the Glorious Day, they’ll wail plaintively, “But what did we do to deserve this?”


...which reminds me, I need to get some more ammo en route to the range today.


...or not.  Most likely not.  It’s not Disney, after all.


...ah yes:  Captain Nobody, striving for relevancy as always.


...#1:  upright, at the checkout register at Tiffany’s, holding his Amex Black Card.  Multiple City.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

...algorithms strike again.

Finally:

…and that’s all the news you can bare.