And in other fake claims:
...and yes, we should — except that herring and mackerel taste foul and only Scandis eat them.
...you mean like I do every day of the week?
...to avoid being Epsteined, no doubt. Although she needs to keep her mouth shut about her new home, lest she be Putined.
From the Dept. of Education:
...key word: Manchester a.k.a. Boston North.
...didn’t we already deal with this back in the mid 2010s? No? Then nothing’s going to happen to these GLSEN assholes now, either.
In Immigration News:
...you fucking voted for him, you deal with him.
And South of the Border:
...seems a little extreme, although if said journalist were e.g. Nicholas Kristof or George Monbiot, I might reserve judgment.
...you don’t say.
...I warned them to stop those fucking spam calls.
In Health News, some more alarmist stuff:
...but you’ll die thinner, so there’s that.
And for our dose of Extreme Insignifica, with no links (you may thank me later):
...oh go on, I dare you, you fat fuck.
Finally:
...let’s examine the evidence:
And that’s all the news worth looking at.
