Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

3 Honest Questions

3 Inexplicable Things

Okay, here are three things in the current Zeitgeist  that I need answers to.

  • Am I the only one who gets the creeps every time I see this little fegeleh‘s pic?
  • If the Stupidest Person In Congress (that would be Sheila Jackson-Lee of Texas) has admitted that she wouldn’t be where she is without affirmative action, does that not condemn the whole policy right there?
  • Am I the only one who can’t watch a video of Biden mumbling, stumbling, stammering his way through a public appearance and making an absolute fool of himself?  I mean, I actually cringe at the spectacle and have to turn it off.

Feel free to voice your thoughts in Comments.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

It is, it is.  And so:

Sing it, Scott McKenzie:

Aaaah, Ted:  still getting giggles after all these years…

And here are some single moms — or maybe they’re not moms, or even single — who knows?

So let’s all head off into the week:

News Roundup

Bad News

Speaking of tranquilized women:


...you had me at “zodiac zealots” — a more polite way to term “superstitious morons”.  And speaking of idiots:


...animal lovers:  no helping them.


...not to mention all those “teens” on the street where she lives in NYfC.


...yeah, how dare they.  And speaking of the Constitution:


...so lemme see:  all-White golf clubs (for example) are Constitutionally protected?  Got it.

It’s the Chicago Way:


...I would suggest that the bonus-holers who put them there are the real trash, but I’m just a man so what do I know?


...adds meaning to the term “Officer Friendly”, dunnit?  Although it must be said that being forced to give a government agent a blowjob is very good training for future citizens.

More Lawn Order News:


...my guess is that his Spanish is going to improve, big time.


...just another example of that famous “British Tolerance”.


...and nobody saw this coming, of course.  [/sarc]

And in INSIGNIFICA:

…

Finally, in Sporting News:


...have to say, I didn’t see it either:

“Who she?”  you ask.  No idea, but here’s some more of her:

Quite sporty.  And that’s it for the news.

News Roundup

Bad News

 

And in that train of thought:


...but as this was in Unarmed Britishland... and speaking of danger:

  … and: 
...”teens”.  Let’s play our “Guess The Unnamed Race” game, shall we?


...oooh, Insty’s being snarky, Insty is.

In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© news:


...yeah, good luck implementing that plan in the United States.  Bring lots of ammo, replacements and body bags.

And from the Dept. Of Health:


...I just hope this study wasn’t sponsored by Jarlsberg.


...never mind Joe fucking Biden;  according to this theory, I’ve been suffering from dementia since I was 17.

Now for Woke Bullshit:


...keyword:  Fort Worth.  And as for the next item:


...I would have thought that plummeting congregation sizes would be more of a problem for his bishopness, but that’s the Anglicans for you.


...yep;  nothing says “modesty” like calling it a “hole”.


...you mean “bleeding-hole owners”?

In further Bonus Hole News:


...how many hours?  Dude... But what else was he to do?  You can’t whip the feral little shits anymore, so why are we surprised at riots?


...seems a little extreme, but then again, I bet it wasn’t the only reason he wanted to ditch her.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

       

...thus proving that she really is a dirty whore.


...aaaah, have mercy.

Pics like these are not good for an old man like me.  But they’re a good way to end the News Roundup.