So there was this “Bad Taste” parade in Benidorm last week, apparently an annual event wherein Brits get to wear outrageous outfits such as these:
Maybe I’m getting jaded, but to me that just looks like any other day in New Orleans (or Notting Hill, for my Brit Readers).
But to alleviate the gloom:
I actually want that. Now, in a more literary vein:
And speaking of writing:
And just to put a little bounce in yer step:
Everyone’s been there (don’t even think of denying it): you’re making the beast-with-two-backs with your honey and unbidden, someone else pops into your mind. Here are the five worst / most inappropriate of such, ranked as always in ascending order of foulness:
For the ladies:
- the Dalai Lama
- Alan Alda
- Woody Allen
- Bill or Hillary Clinton (tie)
- Bruce Jenner
And for the guys:
- anyone from Jersey Shores (the TV show or the place itself)
- Milo Yannopoulos
- your ten-year-old stepdaughter
- Maxine Waters
- Caitlyn Jenner
Your suggestions in Comments… when you’ve stopped throwing up, that is.
So to alleviate the OCD:
And after looking at the last pic above, here’s some remedial Monday Beauty in the shape [sic] of the gorgeous Carole Landis:
Your suggestions in Comments.