Tag: Humor

And if ever we needed beer:

...I don’t wanna say “I told you so!!” but…

And completely unrelated to the above:

...no, you shouldn’t buy “an” AR-15.  You should buy at least two because, as the old saying goes, “Two is one and one is none.”  Three would be better, and four (one or two for you, and a couple for your friends, if needed) is just dandy.

Some International News:

...wait:  Japan’s getting upset by this?  It has to be bad.

...not so nice when it happens to you Arab assholes, is it?
#Payback

...and then were promptly arrested for destroying an endangered species, I bet.

Some Murkin News:

...name ONE, asshole.  Get specific.

...did they overturn Kelo?  No?  Then nobody cares.

...priorities:  they’re important.

And in the Dept. of Education:

...it’s called “free enterprise”, guys;  leave her alone, dammit.  Also, keyword:  Houston.

In Business News:

…

And now, ’tis time for  

...welcome to the boys’ club, honey.

And on that note, it’s time for our little journey down  :

Unlike the news, that’s just the way we like it.

Starting off with Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:

...or, “How To Fuck Up A State, just Like Gavin Newsom Does”.

...unexpectedly.  Lessee:  cars that nobody wants, “renewable” energy sources that don’t work, “green” infrastructure that is more harmful than what it’s replacing… can’t imagine why people would want to bail on it all.

And in more Economic News:

...FJB.

From The Swamp:

...yeah, but they’ll find some way of bringing the fucking thing back to life.  You heard it here first. (UPDATE:  told you so.)

From Police Files:

...cops planting evidence?  Say it ain’t so.

...also to be found in the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious.

...in Chicago, that is a routine traffic stop.

From the Dept. of Education:

...forget it, Jake Glenn;  it’s California.

...perhaps the WashGov should ban horny teachers instead of natural gas?  Just a thought.

...nature studies, so to speak.  Very educational.

...I remember back when the Nazis referred to Physics as the “Jewish” science.  Oh how we laughed at them, the idiots...

...from Glenn’s mouth to God’s ear.

In the Hearts Of Stone Dept:

...on the one hand, it could be said that OLAS was really looking after him (not);  but on the other hand, maybe he was one of those priests (if you know what I mean), and just got what he deserved...

And in today’s 

   

And in :

...apparently, they signify something or other (see link).

I have to say that I find her kinda plain-looking (like Lady Gaga?).

And that’s the news.