5 Worst Things You Can Say To New Parents

Ranked in order of increasing horribleness:

  • “Why do all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill?”

  • “Where did the red hair come from?”
  • “Well, that’s a relief:  he doesn’t look at all like me…”
  • Now I know why you guys got married so quickly.”
  • (about a baby girl ) “Wow… now that’s what I call a circumcision!”

Your suggestions in Comments…

Delayed Monday Funnies

I trust that y’all have recovered from the long weekend’s excesses:

And if not, here are a couple things to help you face the rest of the week:

  (this is for all the schoolteachers out there)

And this one just never gets old:

Now go and get yer lady to make you some breakfast…