Stuff that makes me laugh
The Son&Heir texted me during a lunch break last week. He asked me for specifics on his birth date, time and birthplace. When I asked why, he replied with something about a “complex horoscope”. Here’s an extract from our ensuing conversation:
These are the days of our lives…
Who she, you ask?
Anyway, this means MILFy Kate is back on the market now, so to speak.
Too soon, you say?
Okay, today is a little different in that I’m featuring stuff that made me giggle at one time or another, and I saved it in a random folder. Much of it comes from the Knuckledragger (thankee, Kenny), I may have published one or two before, and I’ve also edited some a little. Whatever: I’m cleaning out a folder, so here we go:
(I edit them)
And from the same folder, some eye-catching stuff:
I know, it’s a somewhat… eclectic selection, but there it is.
Happy Monday.
Okay, here’s a participation game which is prompted by this little snippet (no link because reasons):
So, Gentle Readers: what are the three ugliest, rudest, most impertinent and foul questions you could ask of His Royal Gingerness?
Yeah, I know, nobody gives a shit about this emasculated little Brit woketwerp or his horrible Hollywood slutwife. Have some fun. Winner gets a prize TBD.
Let’s start off with some Election News:
...kinda like the conservative Supreme Court guys were over the abortion thing, huh? Sauce, goose, gander, etc., you fucking Commie cow.
...yeah, they’ve been “trending Republican” since the 1990s, and yet somehow they always keep sending Democrats to the White House and Congress. Consider me unconvinced.
In related Political News:
...is it so wrong to be envious of the Argies, for once?
...never a Covid death when you really want one. And speaking of disgusting Commies…
...when you’re running huge deficits, you’ll harvest extra revenue from anywhere.
...hate to break it to you, Ed, but Portland is Third World.
From the Animal Kingdom:
...key word: Australia.
...see previous item.
News from the Muslim Assholes Dept.:
...ah yes, the Religion of Peace strikes again. Also, they lie:
...they’ve been taking lessons from Bill Clinton.
Time for some better Sex News:
...the only surprise is that he was fired at all.
#LiberalCollege
...wait: Dolly Parton has always been in an open marriage, and I’m only finding out about this now?
And in more Showbiz News:
...the poor, poor man; how much more suffering must he endure for his art?
In (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, let’s look at what I’m calling the Edible Eighties:
Donna Mills (82):
Linda Gray (80):
Martha Stewart (81):
…and especially Martha:
…that’s her “JBF” look. Pity the fool…
And that’s all the old news for today.
Your suggestions in Comments.