Stuff that makes me laugh
So let’s start off with some comparisons:
If those are just too painful, let’s move on down to the usual level:
And some random creatures that may make you want to get snared by Item #3:
And to return to our original theme:
You know what to do: now start shoveling.
Seen SOTI:
So… what do YOU think those last 18 words were? (Bonus for the most outrageous / irreverent / scandalous / libelous etc. suggestion.)
Straight into the important news:
...title track from her next album: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “My fans made me leave my boyfriend.” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
...oy vey. On both counts.
From the Dept. of Education:
...keyword: Florida.
From the Red Sea area:
...and when the US Navy and the Royal Navy are both shown up by the Indian Navy...
In Election News:
...him, plus about 60 million others.
In Looneyville News:
...it’s just too bad that they and their vegan boyfriends are usually too tired to do anything about it.
Loonier still:
...atheists like these make me want to bring back the Inquisition and the stake. Especially when the assholes get their jollies from pathetic memes like this one:
(Hint: the ones on the left of the picture don’t fly airliners into skyscrapers.)
From the Women’s Section of Looneyville News:
...of course, had the sexes been reversed, the guy would have got life.
#MenArePigs
...yeah, that Star Wars franchise has made FAR too much money; “equity” demands that their movies start losing it. And what better way to get there than through feminism?
...key phrase: Luck of the Irish.
In Media News:
...let’s hear it from those who think this is a Good Thing:
…all of you, huh?
And in INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, a walk down Mammary Lane:
...and about time, too:
And a more recent pic:
Still all there, after all these years… [sigh]
Remember, the Comments section in the Roundup is Open Season. Comment away.
Your suggestions in Comments.
In light of all the revelations stemming from the Epstein Papers, Sarah Vine asks the question:
What to do about Bad Uncle Andrew? That’s the pressing problem facing King Charles over his morning egg – and it’s not an easy one to solve.
Well…
Just tryin’ to be helpful, here.
And for those who don’t know what all the fuss is about, here’s a clue:
I love that ad… but let’s get serious, now.
...yeah, right. Okay, okay… I’ll make my breakfast gins singles instead of doubles. But what with the current news and such, I hope I’m not making a mistake.
...only one third? Survey was probably conducted in Boston.
...can San Patricio Day be far away? I thought Cinco de Mayo was sufficient to get shitfaced.
And tangentially speaking of drunken idiots:
...taking a leaf from the gun control playbook: we should ban cars. Or women.
Some Political News:
...or dangling from a noose, or turning on a spit, or impaled on a spike… there are so many delightful options.
...considering all the inside information they have, that’s a piss-poor result.
...I see that almost all the big accounting firms are laying off staff, which is a Good Thing. Fewer accountants = more business creativity.
…
And on the same topic:
...all well and good. However, I think he should be made to do the sweeping without wearing his artificial legs.
And speaking of murderous assholes:
...key word: Russia India Florida actually, Mexico. You know: the country where it’s really difficult for ordinary people to get guns.
…
And another resignation:
…took him long enough. NEXT! — and maybe I’ll reconsider rejoining, once I see that his successor isn’t more of the same thing.
A tale of woe:
...should have just taken her to Canada, they’d have whacked her without a second thought, no muss no fuss. Of course, you’d have had to wait two years for a hospital bed…
...guy once knocked out a chick by wildly swinging his dick around and smacking her upside the head. Manly-manly stuff.
Now for more (but oh-so link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
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Never mind road signs; this is going to become a News Roundup department, e.g.:
…also, men:
But pics, oh you want pics [sigh]. Okay.
...so heeeeeerrrre’s Casey, post-140:
And the earlier version:
I should point out that young Casey has apparently had three boob reduction jobs, each one after popping a sprog… but apparently, those puppies just grow back when she gets Teh Preggers. I have no idea if that is true, but who cares?
And that’s it for the news.